Can Anyone Open This? By D.W Waite

There is cheese inside this wrapper, but I can't get it out.
I've got the crackers ready and I'll enjoy them I've no doubt
I've tried to snip the corner, but not an inch will give
I've struggled now for half-an-hour - and I've lost the will to live.

There is milk inside this container but I can't get it out.
My cereal is waiting, but I can't form a spout.
I've tried a pair of scissors, totally in vain.
And now I've dropped it in the sink, and it's all gone down the drain.

There's bacon in this packet, but I can't get it out.
I fancied the Full English, even though I'll end up stout.
I tried to use the carving knife - it's always worked before.
But suddenly it slipped and now I'm bleeding on the floor.

There are pills inside this container, but I can't get them out.
I take them 'cos they keep me calm and curb my urge to shout.
These tops, I'm told are childproof, but no matter what the size
The only ones who can open them are those who are under five.

There is wine inside this bottle but I can't get it out.
I'm feeling rather desperate now - my tongue is hanging out.
I've tried to use the corkscrew and now that's stuck as well.
I'll have to try another one. Dash it all to Hell!

There's a man in this laboratory, but I can't get him out.
He's developed all this packaging to keep bacteria out.
But what he failed to notice (which wasn't his intention).
Is that nobody has found out how to open his invention.